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The ancestors have spoken.

Rack 'em Up

With his new release, Crushed (Horse Productions, 2012 all rights reserved), Matt Knight relates a harrowing tale of yearning, resentment and sexual trigger-finger. Belted to bluesy guitar riff, the trance-like lyrics relate the anguish of a young man physically done in by his girlfriend's impressive double-G rack. Chiropracters have confirmed the plausibility of this account.

At the time of post, legendary songstress Hampsyn Fishpaste Adams has not yet confirmed rumours that she'll velvet-up the vocals.